I love ostrich penis
(via beastbuff)
One day I wanted cocaine so I fucked a duck, dem bitches played a joke. Man all I wanted was coke
As weird as it is, i absolutely ADORE it when i text guys and they say your name.
instead of “that’s awesome!” saying “(name), thats awesome!”
it just makes me happy <3
(via everydayimpact)
(via everydayimpact)
I hate when people you know become people you knew.
